Corbin-ism

Today we were coming back from Target and I was stuck behind some slow driver who was taking way too long to make a turn.

ME: "Come on you idiot!"

CORBIN: "Mommy! We don't say 'come on idiot'."

ME: "You're right, I'm sorry I shouldn't say that."

CORBIN: "Mommy you're supposed to say 'excuse me idiot'."