Chicago called . . .

Dear Randall,

Chicago called and said Amtrak tickets are $100 round trip. He suggests I bring some girlfriends and go visit for the day. I know he still has feelings for me, but his lifestyle is too expensive for me (and you and the kids) to move to be there. I just need to renew my acquaintance with Chicago, it's been 5 years and he might start to think I have forgotten him. I know I shouldn't travel 7 hours by train only to fall back in love with Chicago in the few short hours I would be there, but I will never know if it's meant to be unless I go for a visit. Don't worry the tickets are non-refundable and I will purchase a return ticket before I leave the station (yes, the Cleveland Station). Therefore I guarantee I will return home to you and the kids . . . unless Chicago offers me the city . . . no, no, I will really come home I promise!

Love,
Your Faithful Wife